“Hey BQ!”

Most people call me BQ, so feel free. If you wanna talk ma and how to build anything from a campaign to an engaging keynote demo, I’m your woman. AI enterprise product development? Sure thing. MLS or dog sports? Yup. Ridiculously wild art projects? Absolutely. String theory or quantum physics? Nope, sorry, can’t help there. Creative storytelling and helping businesses become the best versions of themselves is my passion. I also love talking the outdoors, art and design in general, so get in touch. hello[@]brittanyquinlan.com

I’ve listed some handy facts about me below, so you can get to know me better. All but one are true, because who doesn’t love a good mystery?

I drove through a 100-year storm that caused flash flooding and washed out five miles of a major interstate, then took a 10-hour hike through a canyon river.

I have a dog that was born without eyeballs. He has over 20 voice commands to help him get around, but he still bounces into walls sometimes like a Roomba.

I built my first computer at age 12. I taught myself code by right-clicking and viewing source of every website I visited. At 14, I built my first ugly GeoCities website.

I once interviewed with the CIA for a position in the White House. Then I got lost driving out of the facility and was swarmed by secret service.

I grew up around race tracks, and thus have a love of racing. I once initiated the lights for a race between two jet dragsters.

I am part of a specialized performing arts troupe. I can perform on aerial silks and spin fire. I’ve only caught myself on fire once.

I went tandem skydiving with friends, and my parachute failed. We ended up in an uncontrolled spin, but the backup chute worked, after a fight with tangled cables.

As a child, I watched an Orca give birth and then watched a special show with the mother and calf together.

For one year, people anonymously left plastic flamingoes in my yard. I ended up with 92 flamingo-based items before a surprise party that revealed the participants.